FUCK!

fuck! fuck fuck fucky fuck! fuckity fuckity fuck fuck! fuck me and marry me young! fuck you you fucking fuck! fucking shit! what the fuck is that fucking shit?! who the fuck are you? what the fuck is that? what the fuck is going on? well fuck me! fuck this fuck that! fuck you! this is some fucked up shit! where the fuck are you going? what the fuck is he doing here? you fucking whore! you fucking bitch! you fucking cock! f-f-f-f-f-f-f-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-c-c-c- c-c-c-c-c-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k! fucking a that felt good! now why the fuck would I want to do that? fuck off! i want to fuck you like an animal. So, you had to have me give you some type of mother fuckin clue as to what on gods mother fucking god damn green earth to write about? how the fuck do you like that? this is kinda fuckin fun. okay, I will fuckin stop now. this fucking hurts! fucking motherfucker! for fucking christ sake quit fucking around i'm sick of this fucking shit so stop this fucking shit now, okay?

i've found that fuck is a fun word to say..go ahead say it with me FUCK! now say all the sentences above really loud so your neighbors can hear..now isn't it odd that you can use a word that basicly means sex in so many different ways?


thanks to everyone (two whole people) who helped with the last few fun to say sentences...wanna add one? e-mail the monkeys and let them know -- monkeys

this was brought to us by steve...yea for steve!!!!
THE WORD "FUCK"......
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In the english language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings How the fuck are you?
Fraud I got fucked by the car dealer.
Dismay Oh, fuck it!
Trouble Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression Fuck you.
Disgust Fuck me.
Confusion What the fuck?
Difficulty I don't understand this fucking business.
Despair Fucked again.
Incompetence He fucks up everything.
Displeasure What the fuck is going on here?
Lost Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief Unfuckingbelieveable.
Retaliation Up your fucking ass.
Telling time I have to work till 5 o-fucking-clock.
It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time -- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal -- as in "Motherfucker".
It can be political -- "Fuck George Bush." (webmonkey note: this was actually first put up years before our glorious president george w. took office good to know we feel the same about him as we did about his dad)
And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige. Today - say to someone "Fuck You!"

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